(According to the Texas Travesty)
Meteorologists...
- turn their nose up at fortune tellers
- have gesture-offs with game-show prize presenters
- select their favorite restaurants "for the atmosphere"
- burn upon entering the stratosphere
- make bad long-term boyfriends when compared to climatologists
- try to yell out "NOW!" right as the lightning flashed
- have to get coffee for the news interns
- don't do autographs, small fry
- like to use their hands
- don't know the color code system either
- advise against rocking anything "like a hurricane," preferring that you evacuate coastal areas or seek higher ground in case of flooding
- go into excessive explanations of approaching cold fronts when someone says it's nice outside
- BitTorrent the Weather Channel
- call out hurricane names when they bang their wives
- wish the anchor would wipe that fucking smile off his face
- don't front
- left college early because of all the pressure
- dot their i's with tiny clouds
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